| current girl is guilty of the following... I pull up next to a WRX with fatty exhaust "that subaru sounds like shit." "I think he heard you" "i don't care, his car is a lot slower than your's anyway" Do a 180... "do that again, it was fun" "I didn't do it on purpose" "do it again anyway" Doing 140 between austin and dallas "zzzzzzz" "hey...wake up....we're almost there..." her car breaks "hey...my car makes bad sounds...you look at it while I go watch tv" "you're buying dinner" "yeah ok whatever, just fix it"

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